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kurokyu:

bowiesnippleantennae:

Victoria is able to force lions to drop all possessions.  Additionally, she has been known to communicate with rabbits with gestures and she can become incredibly massive. Victoria has the ability to rocket to remote galaxies and she is able to slide through the vacuum of space using a fantastic jetpack. She combats adversaries wielding a toxic rocket launcher that also grants an outstanding fortitude and she has learned to tunnel through solid mental energy. Victoria has a reputation for an incredible intelligence, however can only do so once an hour.  Terribly, Victoria has a weakness of being diseased. 

Austin has the ability to levitate faster than the speed of sound. He also owns a stupendous fortitude, but doing so drains his proficiency at hiding for ten minutes. Austin has a legendary willpower and he can teleport to distant planets using a wondrous helicopter. Additionally, he has been known to copy all powers of his assailants, however never during a new moon. Sadly, Austin is well-known for being unlucky.

Alison is protected from damage by resilient skin, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she can sculpt and mold all glass with a thought and she has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to augment her massive subterranean lair. Alison can leap through the air and she lords over a assortment of fish. Shamefully, Alison is infamous for being terrible at tending wounds .
But…why fish, though?

kurokyu:

bowiesnippleantennae:

Victoria is able to force lions to drop all possessions. Additionally, she has been known to communicate with rabbits with gestures and she can become incredibly massive. Victoria has the ability to rocket to remote galaxies and she is able to slide through the vacuum of space using a fantastic jetpack. She combats adversaries wielding a toxic rocket launcher that also grants an outstanding fortitude and she has learned to tunnel through solid mental energy. Victoria has a reputation for an incredible intelligence, however can only do so once an hour. Terribly, Victoria has a weakness of being diseased.

Austin has the ability to levitate faster than the speed of sound. He also owns a stupendous fortitude, but doing so drains his proficiency at hiding for ten minutes. Austin has a legendary willpower and he can teleport to distant planets using a wondrous helicopter. Additionally, he has been known to copy all powers of his assailants, however never during a new moon. Sadly, Austin is well-known for being unlucky.

Alison is protected from damage by resilient skin, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she can sculpt and mold all glass with a thought and she has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to augment her massive subterranean lair. Alison can leap through the air and she lords over a assortment of fish. Shamefully, Alison is infamous for being terrible at tending wounds .

But…why fish, though?

Al is thristy...
lonelyVisionary: You should bring me some Powerade.
pepsiCola: no i want pudding
pepsiCola: no powerade
pepsiCola: puuuudding
lonelyVisionary: You don't understand. My throat is a desert. And there is nothing here at my house that can bring it to the sparkling oasis that it longs for. Every time I swallow in an attempt to keep it moist, I feel a wave of relief wash over me, until I come to realize that what I thought was a pool of a cool, flowing beverage, it was merely...a mirage.
pepsiCola: alison you have too much words in ur head
lonelyVisionary: That is the analogy I have for this situation, shut up.
lonelyVisionary: I AM THE PERF DAVE STRIDER.
lonelyVisionary: B|
What if- What if he had a twin?
How awesome would that be?
THEN THEY COULD BOTH DRESS UP AS LOKI, AND HE CAN REALLY “LOKI!” PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WOULD THINK HIS TWIN WAS HIM.

What if- What if he had a twin?

How awesome would that be?

THEN THEY COULD BOTH DRESS UP AS LOKI, AND HE CAN REALLY “LOKI!” PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WOULD THINK HIS TWIN WAS HIM.

what I’m assuming was the most awkward moment for Loki

sufferingpariah:

if you’re ever feeling regret, just remember that some people have tattoos of internet memes

Mild fever again…

(Is it possible to make yourself sick over a person?)

(I think that may be what’s happening here.)

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loki-dokey:

umbuby:

solyeuse:

venomranger:

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE BUT I CLICKED ANYWAYS

OH MY GOD

I’M CRYING

If you don’t mind me saying so,

I think you should learn to have some more faith in your irl friends… I’m not saying this to be rude, I’m just stating my opinion. And I don’t just mean about your birthday. I remember that, no problem.

And I do apologize for ignoring/avoiding you today. I’ve just been really frustrated since Wednesday night… I haven’t been sleeping well, and I’m really tired, and I’m totally stressed.

(I guess this is turning into a full vent, so here we go.)

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Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls, a boy who likes boys, or a person who believes it shouldn’t matter.

fuckitalltofuckinghell:

webuiltthepyramids:

saygoodbyetothevowsyoumake:

Why hasn’t everybody in the world reblogged this already.

I am a proud person who thinks it shouldn’t matter.


It shouldn’t matter! <3

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sublimesublemon:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg:

ezekieru:

benedurpcumberhurp:

thefireisrising:

pureblood-:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

THE DISCORD

FUCKIN KILL ME NOW

AUGGGGH MY EAAAAARS

Y̶̰̭̠͓̲ͭ̋ͣ̃̈́͘ŏ̮̙̺̠̝̦ͪͪ̾̈ͯ͟͠ű̘̜͒ ͩ̍͑͊̿ͬ́̆ͪ҉͔͚c̳̣͗̿͊ͅą̡̭̥̒ͤ͡n̗̲̪͔ͣ̚ ̃̈ͨ̎ͥ͊̓͂͜͏̩̣̳g̴̙͍͎̬̰̳̘͕͑̄͑̍ͣͭͩ̚ë̯̱̙̰̖͍̹́͆̾̇͞ͅt͙̝̖̮̘̟̳̩̹̓͐͢ ̷̨͍͖̘͉͊ͪ̑̀ͫ̚ͅȧ̴̻̘̟̞͉̜͓ͫ͐̓ͮ̌̒̎͟ͅd͚̬̈́ͬ͛́ͭ̚d̙̻ͧͨͨi͍̺̯̤͉̦̹ͤc̈ͮ҉͇͓̗̹̀t̂̊̿̽̾҉̟͕̻̹̫ẹ̵̰̐́d̿̌̃ͨ͏҉̘̝̱̟ ͬ̐͏̷̼̫̭͖̬͉̭̤t̢̛̞͔̺͇͈̖̰͖͐ͩ̋̃o̧͖̭̎̍̀̓̽͒͘ͅ ̓̐ͪͨ̚͏̸̪̗͓̮̜̗̰͈͢a͕̖̥̹͚̗̙̦̠ͦ͋̏͠ ̳͇̪̌̈͌́̔̇ͫ̈̚͡c̭͙̙̓̍͜e̴̓ͪ̌͏̠̖̠̹̙͇͖ͅͅŕ̢̞̺͎̗̹ͪ͝tͪ͋҉̴̨̰̜̮ạ͎̣͙̱̣ͥͨ̒̃ͪ̃͑̆̚î̴̛͚̞̭̯̾͆̊ͩͣn̢ͭ҉̡̞̱̰̮̻ ̖̱̮̿̈ͣͦ̊̏ͅḱ̙̗̚i̘͎̻͙̟̤ͨ̑ͦ̌ͅņ̗͕͋̿́̕d̸̢͕͕̙̺͚͚̯͎̽͋ͭ̂̄ͅ ̫̙̼̫͉̒ò̡̪͍̰̥̭̬̊̒͜f̥̗͙͎̪̦̗͖̥͌ͣ̽̽ͮ͗̄ͩ ͕͈̯̬̺̬̅̍ͪ̿ͯ͗͐͜s̨̹̖̖̱̙͊̋̐͠ͅá̶̞̲͌̋̐d̸̪̖̬̟͈̟̼̅̎͗n̮ͭͤ̋͑͑̀̚͞ͅe̸͐ͮ̚҉̳̻̞s̟̩̳͕̙̗̽͠s̳͇̭̘͔̿̾̇͊̋̃̍̓ͅ.̱̼͓̖̘̆̒̍ͣ

zombiechaser:

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supergayturall:

winterinthetardis:

aryastarkson:

THOR [2011]

Can I just draw your attention to Loki’s face in the last gif? Look at him. He’s crying. He was trying to do something right, to impress his father and make him proud by destroying the enemy, even though technically he was one of them. Yes, he was greedy and lied to Thor, but can you blame him? He was jealous of his brother who his father favoured. Thor got everything and Loki got next to nothing. And now he’s failed once again to impress his father and finally decided to leave.

 #here’s the deal: #i may be taking some liberties of headcanon but this is my basic theory #as a child loki was ALWAYS the black sheep of the family; of asgard #yes his parents loved him and of course thor did #yet thor always outshone him… in strength in likability in importance to odin #whether odin was aware of it he took to thor’s achievements more than loki’s #perhaps because he couldn’t understand loki as he could understand thor #maybe because loki’s powers and intelligence frightened him on some level #but either way thor out-did loki in the family #and the only reason loki probably had friends was because he hung around thor who made everyone else treat loki reasonably #he probably never had any real friends #he was too quiet too sullen to cunning #so unlike the rest with their brute strength and military tactics #and this part here #it’s all of that accumulating to one moment #because loki didn’t try to destroy joutenheim to bring peace or kill the enemy #he did it because maybe—just maybe if he destroyed the planet he was from then he’d really TRULY be a part of asgard #there wouldn’t be another planet for him to belong to; he’d be a real brother and a real son #it was all just a misguided attempt to belong to have some form of identity #because loki probably always struggled for identity and finding out he was laufey’s son was a breaking point #and when odin says no that’s the final resignation #he is not part of asgard #he is not odin’s son #he is not thor’s brother #and so he has nothing to live for (via burnupasun)